Craziest job titles

As I run across funny/strange librarian job titles in my job search, I'll post them here.

• Access and Fulfillment Services Manager
• Asbestos Litigation Librarian and Historical Document Manager
• Digital Ingest Assistant
• Endnote User
• Fearless Librarian
• Grateful Dead Archivist
• Slavic Serials Receiving Specialist
• University Housing/Residential Life Librarian 
• Urban Sustainability Librarian
• Asst. Archivist, Black Cultural Archives (London)
• Archivist, Guinness Archives (Dublin)

The one I like best, however, is one I've only seen in email signatures: Authorities and Database Integrity Librarian. I want that one.